I tailor make my tours specifically to your personality. If you are an artsy, vibrant character I can walk you around the colourful parts of London, art events, gatherings, museums and open your eyes to all the little things you may otherwise miss.

Or, if your more into the history of this ancient city, I know all the best landmarks, parks, buildings, museums, cathedrals, bridges, ruins (and more). Unlike many tour guides, I won't just show you but I'll paint a picture in your mind full of information, narrative and history.

Wether you love history, art, food or just good old sight seeing and cocktails, I am the best person to take you around.

Being a traveller myself, I understand how tricky and complicated it can be to get the most out of your city visits. That's why I do what I do, to help people like you learn as much as you can about London and have a good laugh in the process.

Join me when you're here and you'll see exactly why this city is so interesting and I'll say one thing, don't expect the expected.